Have you ever wanted to understand what makes you tick but are too sick and tired of reading the same old horoscopes? Do you enjoy people making wild guesses about the intricacies of your personality based on completely irrelevant information but don’t want to go through the hassle of dialing up yet another psychic?
Or your mom.
And are you through with taking the exact same personality quizzes in the back of those Cosmo magazines but still want to feel like you’re taking a sciencey-sounding test that’ll tell you things you probably already knew about yourself?
Then fear no more because I’ve got the solution for you! That’s right folks, I’m talking, of course, about graphology*!
